What.

rumour:

My parents told me we’re going out to eat but I think we’re on our way to church I’ve been set up

icorly:

please allow 5 to 7 business days for me to understand the joke you just made

nyehs:

“why do you hate tumblr?” 

well, i

basedgosh:

i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

where does a general put his armies?

in his sleevies

shibasquad:

*finishes 3 hour long movie*

who am i

sheeranal:

*accidentally forgets i’ve already reblogged that post 5 times*

babyferaligator:

YES HELLO 911 I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT MY OWN JOKES

thecolorplaid:

i’m here to plant apples and fuck bitches

and i’m all out of apples

yeezytaughtme:

there are legitimate members of society that believe that you have to be smart to understand the jokes in the big bang theory 

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